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Pizza
All pizzas can be made gluten free. Some pizzas can be made vegan.
Or make your pizza into a calzone for no extra cost! (Calzones cannot be made gluten free)
Sweetened Onion, Candied Pineapple and traditional Hawaiian Portagee Steak.
It's the pizza we never wanted to make, but after a public vote, 79% of you wanted it- so here it is! Unfortunately it is delicious. We were wrong, you were right!


The best BBQ base you'll taste! With Red onion, chicken, mozzarella & cheddar.







Homemade Napoli Sugo, fresh fiordilatte cheese and basil. Can be made Vegan.


Red onion, goats cheese and balsamic glaze. A home favourite. Can be made Vegan.


We import our pepperoni from Italy. So Tasty!


Our house salsiccia and mixed peppers. Can be made Vegan.


Shredded chicken with fried peppers, onion and our salt and chilli seasoning.


House Bolognaise, fresh chillies and parmesan.



Three salami pizza, couldn’t get any more Italian if you wanted!


It’s a well-kept secret it has four cheeses. Scamorza, mascarpone, goats cheese and parmesan.




Mixed Peppers, mushrooms and cheese with curry sauce. Can be made Vegan or gluten free.


Chicken
Choose from three sizes
Made from scratch in-house. We use delicious chicken thigh and our very own recipe batter. You won’t get these anywhere else!

Prepared oriental style, these wings are coated and crisped before being dipped in our special sticky sauce.




Spiced cauliflower bits in a buffalo batter.

Fries
Straight up Fries. Salted or not.
Dusted with our incredible flavour salts.

Fried onion and peppers, dusted with our salt & chilli seasoning and hit with soy sauce.

Pizza sauce, mozzarella & parmesan loaded fries.

Sides
Tiktok viral Van Holtens Pickles, chipped, dipped in our pickle juice batter and fried to perfection!
Available in Dill or Hot and paired with an exceptional dip to bring the already tremendous flavour to the next level!

Tiktok viral Van Holtens Pickles, chipped, dipped in our pickle juice batter and deep fried to perfection!
Available in Dill or Hot and come with a spectacularly paired dip!

A side sized portion of mac and cheese.
Breaded & deep fried lasagne cubes served with Napoli & parmesan dips.




We do our bruschetta a little differently — this is our delicious house bruschetta mix on top of pizza montanara (golden crisp & fluffy fried pizza dough) drizzled with balsamic glaze.

Various Excellence
House bolognaise topped mac and cheese




Candied bacon topped mac and cheese



Southern fried chicken topped mac and cheese



With white truffle oil, parmesan, and guanciale (pig cheek, bacon on crack)



Salt and chilli veg and mushroom topped mac and cheese



Sauces





2/10 heat
2/10 heat

3/10 heat



Smooth, smoky & creamy BBQ sauce. 0/10 heat.







Flavour driven hot sauce. Amarillo chillies, chipotle, orange habanero chillies. 4/10 heat.

Extra hot habanero sauce. 8/10 heat.

Orange habanero chillies, paired with the tantalizingly tropical flavour of pineapple. 6/10 heat.
Classic buffalo sauce mixed with the sweet, nutty flavour of roasted garlic and the warm smoky bite from chipotle. 3/10 heat.

Sriracha with a slap of spice from ginger and the fruity tickle of mango. 3/10 heat.
Classic sriracha sauce with a veritable fruit punch feast of raspberries and peaches, with an added kick of heat from the habanero chilli. 3/10 heat.
Caramelised onion layered with aged cayenne chilis and a Louisiana spice blend to create a classic buffalo with a deep south twist. 2/10 heat.


Desserts
Pancake dipped Oreo cookies, deep fried until golden brown. Dusted with icing sugar & served with a chocolate dipping sauce.



A Pings original! Pizza dough churros, deep fried, rolled in cinnamon sugar and served with chocolate & icing dips.


The best ice cream in Killie! We are very lucky to be serving Varani's Forum Ices. Available in single serve tubs.

Soft Drinks
Alcoholic Drinks
Cocktails
Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul's Dos Hombres Mescal, Blue Curaco, Sugar Syrup, Lime.
DMF Rum, Sourz, Jolly Rancher Syrup, Cranberry Juice.
Ryan Reynolds Aviation Gin, Triple Sec, Lime, Cranberry Juice.
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice.
The porn star martini is a passion-fruit-flavoured cocktail made with vanilla-flavoured vodka, Passoã, proseco, passion fruit juice, and lime juice.